X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Just by looking at the running time, you know that this is the worst movie of the X-Men series. The movie wasn't horrible, but it was an average start to the summer movie season, and the action sequences have practically all been seen in previews. For the sake of it, you should go see it, but other than being a Wolverine movie, it isn't worth much.
Grade: C
Star Trek
Just about one of the greatest movies I have ever seen. Original Trekkies will love this updated version. Newbies will get a great kick out of the movie. This movie never leaves you bored, and keeps you asking for more. Great acting, entertaining fights, and a well-told story. This beats Wolverine by a landslide.
Grade: A
Next Review: I've got Terminator Salvation, Night at the Museum 2, and Up to see! See ya then!
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Dragonball and Hannah Montana review. Does anyone read this?
I get more readers on MySpace. Oh well. Here's a couple of mini-reviews.
Dragonball Evolution
A movie with plenty of potential, but doesn't even come close to using it wisely. There's definitely some cheesy yet entertaining fight scenes, but there are a lot more other scenes that are just flat-out bad. People who don't know that much about the show will leave the theater clueless.
Grade: D, for Dragonball! I mean Delon.
Hannah Montana: The Movie
The movie will be adored by little girls and whatnot, but if you were looking for the same humor the show had, get ready for drama, drama, drama instead. Not horrible, but not what you expect.
Grade: B-, unless you absolutely can't stand her, it's probably an automatic F, but I'm a critic, I need to be reasonable.
Next review? Probably 17 Again, but that's all I'm probably gonna see this month. So prepare for my review of X-Men Origins: Wolverine in May! Shit, I'm almost graduating...crazy, huh?
Dragonball Evolution
A movie with plenty of potential, but doesn't even come close to using it wisely. There's definitely some cheesy yet entertaining fight scenes, but there are a lot more other scenes that are just flat-out bad. People who don't know that much about the show will leave the theater clueless.
Grade: D, for Dragonball! I mean Delon.
Hannah Montana: The Movie
The movie will be adored by little girls and whatnot, but if you were looking for the same humor the show had, get ready for drama, drama, drama instead. Not horrible, but not what you expect.
Grade: B-, unless you absolutely can't stand her, it's probably an automatic F, but I'm a critic, I need to be reasonable.
Next review? Probably 17 Again, but that's all I'm probably gonna see this month. So prepare for my review of X-Men Origins: Wolverine in May! Shit, I'm almost graduating...crazy, huh?
Monday, March 16, 2009
Watchmen review. (saw it last week but it's not too late to post, right?)
Most of you who read this already know what I think of Watchmen.
It's big. And epic. And it's pretty damn close to the book. That's all there is to it. o_o
I'm really not into the mood for writing a review, so the movie was...awesome. If you've read the book, it's indeed more worth watching than Coraline, no matter how great that movie was. Noobs will feel like they're getting fucked in the face with a massive chunk of shit, but it's a fanboy's movie. No one else will see it.
Next review: ...I don't know! Too many movies to choose from. Though I will review Dragonball. Yes I will... >:]
It's big. And epic. And it's pretty damn close to the book. That's all there is to it. o_o
I'm really not into the mood for writing a review, so the movie was...awesome. If you've read the book, it's indeed more worth watching than Coraline, no matter how great that movie was. Noobs will feel like they're getting fucked in the face with a massive chunk of shit, but it's a fanboy's movie. No one else will see it.
Next review: ...I don't know! Too many movies to choose from. Though I will review Dragonball. Yes I will... >:]
Thursday, February 19, 2009
A review of Coraline! IN 3D! :D
This movie fucking blew my mind.
Okay, it's not that amazing but, it totally lives up to anyone's expectation. Don't expect to laugh throughout this movie, though. You're probably gonna be disturbed (not in a scary way, more like an...ugly way).
So pretty much, the story is explained in the commercials and trailers. There's this girl named Coraline, and she moves to some house where there are a few weird people living it, too. Some fat dude who trains mice, and two ridiculously mishaped old women who act. Basically, the parents are too busy to do anything with Coraline, so she somehow finds this door to another universe where basically it's everything she could ever want.
If it weren't for the characters and the animation, it would be hard to imagine this movie being aimed for kids. The movie also has a much darker tone than The Nightmare Before Christmas. It may not seem like it, but there are parts so weird and twisted, you might just forget what you were actually watching. All of these elements, though, make this a great movie.
The last great stop-motion movie was the Wallace and Gromit movie, which won Best Animated Feature for the 2005 Academy Awards. Based on what I've seen here, I think we have a contender for Best Animated Feature for 2009. Sure we got a lot more movies this year, but this one definitely has a chance.
The directing of Henry Selick was perfect for this movie. Of course, most of you know him of his directing job on The Nightmare Before Christmas. This movie might not be a hit now, but it is expected to become a classic. I've never read the book, but Henry Selick takes this story into something so original and different.
Now, the 3D here is amazing, especially if you've never seen a 3D movie. Don't expect things to jump out at ya, though. This is different. There are many significant scenes where it feels like you're really in the movie. It's totally worth the extra money just to watch this in 3D.
Of course, I don't think everyone will enjoy this. Some adults will. Smart ones. Unsophisticated teenagers will hate it. People who shop at Hot Topic will worship it.
Coraline was a great way to start off 2009...well, it was the first movie I saw this year. Just...watch it. There's nothing else to say.
Expect my next review to be on the Jonas Brothers 3D concert (well SOMEBODY is gonna have to watch it) or Watchmen.
Okay, it's not that amazing but, it totally lives up to anyone's expectation. Don't expect to laugh throughout this movie, though. You're probably gonna be disturbed (not in a scary way, more like an...ugly way).
So pretty much, the story is explained in the commercials and trailers. There's this girl named Coraline, and she moves to some house where there are a few weird people living it, too. Some fat dude who trains mice, and two ridiculously mishaped old women who act. Basically, the parents are too busy to do anything with Coraline, so she somehow finds this door to another universe where basically it's everything she could ever want.
If it weren't for the characters and the animation, it would be hard to imagine this movie being aimed for kids. The movie also has a much darker tone than The Nightmare Before Christmas. It may not seem like it, but there are parts so weird and twisted, you might just forget what you were actually watching. All of these elements, though, make this a great movie.
The last great stop-motion movie was the Wallace and Gromit movie, which won Best Animated Feature for the 2005 Academy Awards. Based on what I've seen here, I think we have a contender for Best Animated Feature for 2009. Sure we got a lot more movies this year, but this one definitely has a chance.
The directing of Henry Selick was perfect for this movie. Of course, most of you know him of his directing job on The Nightmare Before Christmas. This movie might not be a hit now, but it is expected to become a classic. I've never read the book, but Henry Selick takes this story into something so original and different.
Now, the 3D here is amazing, especially if you've never seen a 3D movie. Don't expect things to jump out at ya, though. This is different. There are many significant scenes where it feels like you're really in the movie. It's totally worth the extra money just to watch this in 3D.
Of course, I don't think everyone will enjoy this. Some adults will. Smart ones. Unsophisticated teenagers will hate it. People who shop at Hot Topic will worship it.
Coraline was a great way to start off 2009...well, it was the first movie I saw this year. Just...watch it. There's nothing else to say.
Expect my next review to be on the Jonas Brothers 3D concert (well SOMEBODY is gonna have to watch it) or Watchmen.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Valentine's Day.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kind of. Valentine's Day was better than usual. Well, our school celebration of Valentine's Day was cool. It wasn't necessarily Val - OH, YOU GET THE FUCKING POINT.
Anyways... =D
I pretty much accomplished what I tried to accomplish. I actually feel good about myself. :)
So, I just wanna wish all the 0.5 people reading a very happy valentine's day, and I hope you get fucked. If you want that. You want that. GOOD NIGHT.
Kind of. Valentine's Day was better than usual. Well, our school celebration of Valentine's Day was cool. It wasn't necessarily Val - OH, YOU GET THE FUCKING POINT.
Anyways... =D
I pretty much accomplished what I tried to accomplish. I actually feel good about myself. :)
So, I just wanna wish all the 0.5 people reading a very happy valentine's day, and I hope you get fucked. If you want that. You want that. GOOD NIGHT.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Tonight.
It just didn't happen.
No one probably reads this but, I got nowhere else to "express" and shit.
Tonight could have been better. A lot better. I can't have everything though, right? Not like I expect everything, but it's definitely better than getting NOTHING.
You know me, acting all stupid and annoying at the dance. I guess I well deserve what I get. I act stupid and annoying. You don't need to give a fuck about me. I'm trying to look all cool and stuff, but that doesn't really mean anything. The boy behind the act is nothing but a fucking pussy, and that's all he'll ever be.
In other words, don't be me. If you become me, you'll wish you weren't me. You'll want to be someone else so much, you'd fucking kill yourself if you couldn't change. It's that bad. I know all of you are thinking I should shut the fuck up and move on. But you don't know me. You don't know me at all.
No one probably reads this but, I got nowhere else to "express" and shit.
Tonight could have been better. A lot better. I can't have everything though, right? Not like I expect everything, but it's definitely better than getting NOTHING.
You know me, acting all stupid and annoying at the dance. I guess I well deserve what I get. I act stupid and annoying. You don't need to give a fuck about me. I'm trying to look all cool and stuff, but that doesn't really mean anything. The boy behind the act is nothing but a fucking pussy, and that's all he'll ever be.
In other words, don't be me. If you become me, you'll wish you weren't me. You'll want to be someone else so much, you'd fucking kill yourself if you couldn't change. It's that bad. I know all of you are thinking I should shut the fuck up and move on. But you don't know me. You don't know me at all.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
HOLY CRAP, OCTOBER?
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Well, I ain't got much to say except...
IT'S FEBRUARY ALREADY?? I'M GRADUATING IN MAY????!! THE TRANSFORMERS 2 COMMERCIAL IS ALREADY OUT??????????? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
oh well.
Well, I ain't got much to say except...
IT'S FEBRUARY ALREADY?? I'M GRADUATING IN MAY????!! THE TRANSFORMERS 2 COMMERCIAL IS ALREADY OUT??????????? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
oh well.
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